With the past, I have nothing to do; nor with the future. I live now.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
These last few weeks have been filled with news of folks who have passed on, suffered adversity and great losses. Unfortunately for many they also feel that the dire straights they feel they are in is the capstone of their lives and it will never get better. Far too many of these folks have missed numerous opportunities in their lives waiting for a better time and as I have learned time after time, the best time is more often then not, now. Fortunately what many believe is the end can really be a new beginning, what I regret is that for some they waited too long and it really is too late.
I may have shared the following with you before since I have kept it a long time. I don’t remember who wrote it or where I got it but I am grateful that I have it. We all need to be reminded that it is now and the clock keeps ticking and if we wait too long now soon turns into never. So my friends let’s all make today the beginning and get out there and live. Read on and get set to enjoy the ride.
We convince ourselves that life will be better after we get married, have a baby, then another. Then we are frustrated that the kids aren’t old enough and we’ll be more content when they are.
After that, we’re frustrated that we have teenagers to deal with. We will certainly be happy when they are out of that stage.
We tell ourselves that our life will be complete when our spouse gets his or her act together, when we get a nicer car, are able to go on a nice vacation, when we retire.
The truth is, there’s no better time to be happy than right now. If not now, when?
Your life will always be filled with challenges. It’s best to admit this to yourself and decide to be happy anyway.
One of my favorite quotes comes from Alfred D. Souza. He said, “For a long time it had seemed to me that life was about to begin – real life. But there was always some obstacle in the way, something to be gotten through first, some unfinished business, time still to be served, or a debt to be paid. Then life would begin. At last it dawned on me that these obstacles were my life.”
This perspective has helped me to see that there is no way to happiness. Happiness is the way. So, treasure every moment that you have and treasure it more because you shared it with someone special, special enough to spend your time…and remember that time waits for no one.
So, stop waiting until you finish school, until you go back to school, until you lose ten pounds, until you gain ten pounds, until you have kids, until your kids leave the house, until you start work, until you retire, until you get married, until you get divorced, until Friday night, until Sunday morning, until you get a new car or home, until your car or home is paid off, until spring, until summer, until fall, until winter, until you are off welfare, until the first or fifteenth, until your song comes on, until you’ve had a drink, until you’ve sobered up, until you die, until you are born again to decide that there is no better time than right now to be happy.
Happiness is a journey, not a destination.
Work like you don’t need money,
Love like you’ve never been hurt,
And dance like no one’s watching.
I can’t wait all my life
On a street of broken dreams.
Famous Last Words:
— Of course you don’t look fat in that dress honey. Well… maybe a little.
— Hey ya’ll watch this.
— LOOK! An old mine from world war…..
— Sure, rope bridges last forever.
— Trust me, I know what I’m doing.
— Do I cut the red or the blue wire?
— Oh shut up! I won’t fall!
— Oh, it looks like a dolphin is swimming this way…
— I wonder what happens if these two wires touch.
Cooking lesson #1: don’t fry bacon in the nude.
A daddy was listening to his child say his prayer “Dear Harold”. At this, dad interrupted and said, “Wait a minute, How come you called God, “Harold”?” The little boy looked up and said, “That’s what they call Him in church. You know the prayer we say, “Our Father, who art in Heaven, Harold be Thy name.”
If you can’t be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
The businessman dragged himself home and barely made it to his chair before he dropped exhausted.
His sympathetic wife was right there with a tall cool drink and a comforting word. “My you look tired,” she said. “You must have had a hard day today. What happened to make you so exhausted?”
“It was terrible,” her husband said. “The computer broke down and all of us had to do our own thinking.” Exhausted
I wonder if Adam ever said to Eve, “Watch it!!!
There are plenty more ribs where YOU came from!”
The homeowner got into his grubbiest clothes on Saturday morning and set about all the chores he’d been putting off for weeks. He’d cleaned the garage, pruned the hedge, and was halfway through mowing the lawn when a woman pulled up in the driveway and yelled out her window, “Say, what do you get for yard work?”
The fellow thought for a minute, then answered, “The lady who lives here lets me sleep with her.”
“Women and cats will do as they please and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”
Robert A. Heinlein
During an Army war game a commanding officer’s jeep got stuck in the mud.
The C.O. saw some men lounging around nearby and asked them to help him get unstuck. “Sorry sir,” said one of the loafers, “but we’ve been classified dead and the umpire said we couldn’t contribute in any way.”
The C.O. turned to his driver and said, “Go drag a couple of those dead bodies over here and throw them under the wheels to give us some traction.”
Just because you’re not paranoid doesn’t mean they’re not out to get you.
“Give me a sentence about a public servant,” said a teacher.
The small boy wrote: “The fireman came down the ladder pregnant.”
The teacher took the lad aside to correct him. “Don’t you know what pregnant means?” she asked.
“Sure,” said the young student confidently. “Means carrying a child.”
Waste not fresh tears over old grief’s.
Stay well, do good work, and have fun.
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