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I am thankful

Ray’s Daily

November 21, 2018

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“Joy is what happens to us when we allow ourselves to recognize how good things really are.”

Marianne Williamson

Thankful

Tomorrow is Thanksgiving Day in my country, a national holiday. The next day is known as Black Friday, a day when huge retail discounts are offered to shoppers. For many it will begin a four-day holiday weekend.

Traditionally it is a time when families gather to feast, socialize and share their gratitude for all they have. We will enjoy a midday Thanksgiving meal with our fellow senior facility residents. Later we will join other family members for dinner at our oldest daughter’s home. I am also going to shut down Ray’s Daily until next Monday. I hope you enjoy the next four days as much as will.

I selected the following piece because it reminded me that we have more to be thankful for than we often realize.

Be Thankful

     Be thankful that you don’t already have everything you desire … if you did, what would there be to look forward to?

     Be thankful when you don’t know something … for it gives you the opportunity to learn.

     Be thankful for the difficult times … during those times you grow.

     Be thankful for your limitations … they give you opportunities for improvement.

     Be thankful for each new challenge… which will build your strength and character.

     Be thankful for your mistakes … they will teach you valuable lessons.

     Be thankful when you’re tired and weary … because it means you’ve given your all.

     It’s easy to be thankful for the ‘good’ things … yet, a life of rich fulfillment comes to those who are thankful for the setbacks.

     Gratitude can turn a negative into a positive … find a way to be thankful for your troubles and they can become your blessings.

Author Unknown.

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“Be thankful for what you have; you’ll end up having more. If you concentrate on what you don’t have, you will never, ever have enough”

Oprah Winfrey

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She said:

I wish I were a bear.

If you’re a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could get used to that.

And another thing; before you hibernate, you’re supposed to eat yourself stupid. That wouldn’t bother me either.

IF you’re a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business; you swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them, too. Your husband expects you to growl when you wake up.

He expects you to have hairy legs and excess body fat. He likes it.

I wish I were a bear.

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I just read a report that stated that last year 4,153,237 people got married. I don’t want to start any trouble, but shouldn’t that be an even number?

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A foursome teed off on the long par-3 eighth hole. The green on this hole lay behind a large bunker, so any shot that made the green would disappear over the top ridge of bunker. You couldn’t tell where your ball landed until you arrived on the green.

After the last player hit his shot, the first golfer to hit charged off down the fairway, without waiting for the others.

He disappeared over the bunker and seconds later came running back down the fairway to the other three, yelling and screaming, “I got a hole-in-one!

I don’t believe it!”

“You’ve got to be kidding,” said the other golfers in the foursome. “You run ahead of us down the fairway. Then you vanish over the rise, where you know we can’t see you, and, all of a sudden, you start hootin’ and hollerin’ about a hole-in-one. Do you actually expect us to believe you? How stupid do you think we three are?”

“No, no. It’s true. I swear it,” he said crossing his heart. “Go look. I left it in the hole to prove it.”

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A pessimist mourns the future.

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When entering a hotel where she and her husband were staying, Gladys, a devout Baptist, noticed a shabbily dressed man lounging idly in front of the newspaper stand in the lobby. She noticed that several men stopped to talk to him and gave him a little money. He seemed so cheered by the encounters she impulsively put ten dollars in an envelope, wrote ‘God Bless” on the outside, and handed it to him.

The nest day the man stopped her on the street. “Here’s your $250,” he said cheerily. “God Bless won 28 to 1!”

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“Autumn is a second spring when every leaf’s a flower.”

Albert Camus

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Arnold was a ventriloquist, and not a good one at that. In fact business was so bad that he was trying his luck as a medium. One day, a widow came into his office and said that she wanted to contact her dear departed husband and asked Arnold what he charged.

“If you only want to hear him speak,” said Arnold, “I charge $30. If you want to have a conversation with him, I charge $50. But I charge $100 if you want a conversation with him while I’m drinking a glass of water.”

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“Gratitude unlocks the fullness of life. It turns what we have into enough, and more. It turns denial into acceptance, chaos to order, confusion to clarity. It can turn a meal into a feast, a house into a home, a stranger into a friend. Gratitude makes sense of our past, brings peace for today and creates a vision for tomorrow.” ~

Melody Beatti

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Ray Mitchell

Indianapolis, Indiana

Management is not responsible for duplicates from previous dailies. The editor is somewhat senile.

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