September 7, 2018
Since there is nothing so well worth having as friends, never lose a chance to make them.
While my wife and me will bot move into our new apartment if the senior living facility we have been eating some of out meals there. We have enjoyed our meals and have sat with a number of our fellow tenants. We find that dressing up a bit and conversing with others to be a pleasant experience. We have also relearned that the secret to the comradery that develops from new friendships is to be less judgmental and more accepting of our differences.
As always, the way to make new friends is to be likable. Following Browns tips below will go a long way yo help us become the person others would like to befriend,
Instructions For Life
- Jackson Brown
- Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.
2.Never laugh at anyone’s dreams.
3.Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it’s the only way to live life completely.
4.When you lose, don’t lose the lesson.
5.Remember the three R’s: Respect for self; Respect for others; Responsibility for all your actions.
6.Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.
7.Don’t let a little dispute injure a great friendship.
8.In disagreements with loved ones, deal with the current situation. Don’t bring up the past.
- Remember that your character is your destiny.
10.When you realize you’ve made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.
11.Spend some time alone every day.
12.Remember that the best relationship is one where your love for each other is greater than your need for each other.
13.Pray. There’s immeasurable power in it.
- At least once a year, go someplace you’ve never been before.
- Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a stroke of luck.
16.Open your arms to change, but don’t let go of your values.
17.Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly.
- Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.
Old friends pass away, new friends appear. It is just like the days. An old day passes, a new day arrives. The important thing is to make it meaningful: a meaningful friend – or a meaningful day.
Odd Signs From England
IN A LONDON DEPARTMENT STORE: Bargain Basement Upstairs
IN AN OFFICE: After the tea break staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board.
ON A CHURCH DOOR:: This is the gate of Heaven. Enter ye all by this door. (This door is kept locked because of the draft. Please use side entrance)
OUTSIDE A SECOND HAND SHOP: We exchange anything – bicycles, washing machines etc. Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain.
QUICKSAND WARNING: Quicksand. Any person passing this point will be drowned. By order of the District Council.
NOTICE IN A DRY CLEANER’S WINDOW: Anyone leaving their garments here for more than 30 days will be disposed of.
IN A HEALTH FOOD SHOP WINDOW: Closed due to illness.
SPOTTED IN A SAFARI PARK: Elephants Please Stay In Your Car
SEEN DURING A CONFERENCE: For anyone who has children and doesn’t know it, there is a day care on the first floor.
NOTICE IN A FIELD: The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges.
MESSAGE ON A LEAFLET: If you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons.
Every time I get the urge to exercise, I lie down till the feeling passes.
A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms.
“Now, class, closely observe the worms,” said the professor while putting a worm into the water.
The worm in the water writhed about, happy as a worm in water could be. He then put the second worm into the whiskey. It curled up and writhed about painfully, then quickly sank to the bottom, dead as a doornail.
“Now, what lesson can we learn from this experiment?” the professor asked.
Johnny, who naturally sits in back, raised his hand and wisely, responded confidently, “Drink whiskey and you won’t get worms.”
By the time you find greener pastures, you can’t climb the fence!
A telephone repairman was working late in a big office building and became lost. After a long search of the rambling first floor to find an exit, the spotted a woman at the end of a corridor.
“How do I get outside?” he asked.
“Dial 9,” she replied.
Mom, I’ll always love you, but I’ll never forgive you for cleaning my face with spit on a hanky.
The stockbroker received notice from the IRS that he was being audited. He showed up at the appointed time and place with all his financial records, then sat for what seemed like hours as the auditor scrutinized their every detail.
Finally the IRS agent looked up and commented, “You must have been a tremendous fan of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.”
“Why would you say that?” wondered the broker.
“Because you’ve made more brilliant deductions on your last three returns than Sherlock Holmes made in his entire career.”
Pollution is getting so bad, magicians complain there’s no more thin air to make people disappear into.
Each day holds a surprise. But only if we expect it can we see, hear, or feel it when it comes to us. Let’s not be afraid to receive each day’s surprise, whether it comes to us as sorrow or as joy It will open a new place in our hearts, a place where we can welcome new friends and celebrate more fully our shared humanity.
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