Arch 23, 2018
Live life to the fullest and focus on the positive.
I can’t believe how fast the days are going by, seems like yesterday was Monday and here it is Friday already. It is just another reminder of why I need to make sure I make good use of the days I have left. I think too many of us sit back and let time fly by without us. I need to stay positive and quit waiting for another day.
The following story has been around for awhile but is always a good reminder of the key maintaining a good life.
What Am I
I am seldom considered, though I do more to influence everything about you than virtually any one thing in your life. I often control the time you get up in the morning, the time you go to sleep, what you eat and drink and the very thought that runs through your head. I can make you either happy or sad, loving or hateful, cheerful or remorseful, congenial or spiteful and in doing so, control the very capacity that you have for success.
No, you don’t often think of me instead you BLAME the problem I create on the shortcoming of others, or the state of the economy, or your family or a million other reasons. Often at times unable to find anyone else to BLAME you look for shortcomings within yourself on which to lay the BLAME.
When my impact on your life fully is considered in your every thought and action, when you are mindful of my awesome power, when you nurture and groom me for positive use in your life, I can become more contagious than the most prolific disease ever witnessed by man. My influence will spread to every person you come in contact with.
Groomed and nurtured in a positive manner there will be no person or obstacle that can stand in the way of my success or fail to be impacted for the better.
‘I Am Your Attitude’
Optimism is a happiness magnet. If you stay positive, good things and good people will be drawn to you.
Mary Lou Retton
A girl from North Carolina and a girl from California sat side by side on an airplane. The girl from North Carolina, being friendly and all, said, “So, where ya from?”
The California girl said, “From a place where they know better than to use a preposition at the end of a sentence.”
The girl from North Carolina sat quietly for a few moments and then replied: “So, where ya from, bitch?”
My religion is very simple. My religion is kindness.
The Dalai Lama
A big city corporate lawyer runs a stop sign in a small town in Tennessee, and gets pulled over by a sheriff’s deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than this hicktown deputy because he is a lawyer and is certain that he has a better education. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the deputy’s expense. Deputy says, “License and registration, please.”
Lawyer says, “What for?”
Deputy says, “Y’all didn’t come to a complete stop at the stop sign.”
Lawyer says, “I slowed down, and no one was coming.”
Deputy says, “You still didn’t come to a complete stop. License and registration, please.”
Lawyer says, “What’s the difference?”
Deputy says, “The difference is, y’all have to come to complete stop, that’s the law. License and registration, please!”
Lawyer says, “If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I’ll give you my license and registration; and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don’t give me the ticket.”
Deputy says, “sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir.”
At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating the ever-loving crap out of the lawyer and says, “Do y’all want me to stop or just slow down?”
“A great many people think they are thinking when they are really rearranging their prejudices.”
Wife: “I mended that hole in your pocket last night after you’d gone to bed, dear. Now, I ask you, am I not the thoughtful little wife?”
Husband: “Well, yes, you’re thoughtful enough, but tell me, dear, how did you discover there was a hole in my pocket?”
She looked like such a sweet little old lady, driving the cute Toyota with a bumper sticker that said, “Grow your own dope.”
How sweet, I thought, must be a medical marijuana patient.
Then I noticed the rest of her message … “Plant a man.”
“Conscience is what makes a boy tell his mother before his sister does.”
On one occasion a student burst into his office. “Professor Stigler, I don’t believe I deserve this F you’ve given me.”
To which Stigler replied, “I agree, but unfortunately it is the lowest grade the University will allow me to award.”
I called to make airline reservations and was put on hold. After several minutes of taped music, a recorded voice came on: “If you have been waiting longer than ten minutes, you may press eight. This will not speed up your call, but it will give you something to do while you wait.”
“Where facts are few, experts are many.”
Donald R. Gannon
A man pacing back and forth glanced at his watch and yelled upstairs to his wife, “Honey, are you ready yet?”
Shouting back, the woman replies, “For crying out loud, I’ve been telling you for the last half hour that I’ll be ready in a minute!
“Positive thinking is more than just a tagline. It changes the way we behave. And I firmly believe that when I am positive, it not only makes me better, but it also makes those around me better.”
Management is not responsible for duplicates from previous dailies. The editor is somewhat senile.
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