We must use time wisely and forever realize that the time is always ripe to do right.
I would say I was sorry I missed you yesterday but since I enjoyed sleeping in so much I think I better just say thanks for letting me sleep. I had some enjoyable encounters with friends and family the day before that limited my nap time so I was grateful for the additional rest.
My conversations with one of my grandsons and with two of my favorite friends got somewhat into a philosophical discussion of life. Thinking about it later reminded mee of a poem I saved years ago. It does have food for thought. Here it is:
The Secret of Life
Every day goes by like the last
It seems that time flies too fast
I close my eyes and ask it to stop
I look at the clock and another minute has passed
I think to myself…
What would I do if I weren’t consumed
Consumed by the world and all that it is
The obligations attached to being successful and popular
What would I do?
Embrace those that I love…
Care for those that I don’t…
Learn how to love those I hate….
Enjoy every moment I get…
Forget about what means nothing …
Remember all that means everything…
Make a joke when I shouldn’t…
Laugh even though its not funny…
Cry when I’m happy…
Never fear, it only wastes time…
Show the devil when he’s met his match…
Cast out my demons forever…
Travel the world and see…
Stand on the highest mountain…
Be the heart of a dead country…
Make my own music…
Even though it doesn’t rhyme, make my own poem…
Sing my own songs…
Make new friends…
Accept different cultures…
Eat weird food…
Hug, kiss, and never let go…
All the things that I used to think were so important
I now realize mean nothing
All I want to do is help those who can’t help themselves
All the money in the world can’t buy my happiness
All the joys of doing what I love
All means nothing in the face of God if
All I have is nothing for him
In a matter of 60 seconds
I’ve figured out the secret of life
But now I’m falling asleep
Will I remember when I wake up?
— Author Unknown —
Don’t spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door.
A woman invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to her six-year-old daughter and said, “Would you like to say the blessing?”
“I wouldn’t know what to say,” she replied.
“Just say what you hear Mommy say,” the mother said.
The child bowed her head and said, “Dear Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?”
Manager: “For a man with no experience, you are certainly asking for a high salary.”
Applicant: “Well, the work is much harder when you don’t know what you’re doing.”
SOME FAMOUS LAST WORDS:
You’ll be perfectly safe behind this lead plate.
That’s not smoke, that’s steam.
These are the safe kind of mushrooms.
Clip the red wire first.
They only attack when they are hungry.
I’m sure I turned my lights off.
What can possible go wrong?
If you don’t learn anything from your mistakes, there’s no sense making them.
Two blondes were filling up at a gas station when the first one said to the other, I bet these awful gas prices are going even higher.
The second blonde replies, won’t affect me. I always buy exactly $10 worth.
“A diplomat… is a person who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.”
Answering Machine Messages
Hi. I am probably home. I’m just avoiding someone I don’t like. Leave me a message, and if I don’t call back, it’s you.
Hello, you are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving messages. My owners do not need siding, windows, or a hot tub, and their carpets are clean. They give to charity through their office and do not need their picture taken. If you’re still with me, leave your name and number and they will get back to you.
This is not an answering machine — this is a telepathic thought- recording device. After the tone, think about your name, your reason for calling and a number where I can reach you, and I’ll think about returning your call.
This is the refrigerator. The answering machine is busy right now, but if you leave a message I will stick it to myself with a cow magnet.
Don’t let the fear of the time it will take to accomplish something stand in the way of your doing it. The time will pass anyway; we might just as well put that passing time to the best possible use.
Stay well, do good work, and have fun.
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