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“It’s never too late to be who you might have been.”

George Eliot

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Yesterday I expressed some concern for those who get diverted from a path that would lead them to where they can find happiness and contentment. The good news is that we don’t have to stay on the path we are on. If we are smart enough to understand that we are not going to get to where we want to go on the route we are currently taking we can step off the road and chart a new course.

I know that that is often easier said than done. I know when I left the computer industry I knew as many reasons why I could not do it as reasons why I could. The motivator for me was the realization that if I stayed things would never get better and as it turned out they actually would have been worse. I was fortunate to have support from my friends and family and it was the best decision I ever made.

It was not easy but it was worth it. Here are some ideas from Marc Chernoff that can help you if you want to chart your own new course.

5 Ways to Live 2015 with No Regrets

Be the leader of your own journey. – There are far too many capable people who don’t pursue their dreams and goals because they let their fears and others talk them out of it.  They give up before they even try, and simply let life’s river flow them downstream.  Choose to be stronger than that.  Choose to swim upstream when you have to.  Choose to do the things in life that move you.  Let others lead small lives.  Let others argue over small things.  Let others cry over small wounds.  Let others leave their future in someone else’s hands.  But not YOU.

Take calculated risks. – There is no excuse for being an amateur forever.  Life is short.  The day is rapidly approaching when the risk to remain perched in your nest is far more detrimental than the risk it takes to fly.  Fly!  Spread your wings.  Start now.  What a disgrace it would be for you to grow old without ever seeing the beauty and strength of your full potential.

Think you CAN. – If it doesn’t challenge you, it won’t change you.  And change breeds growth.  So when a goal seems big and a plan looks tough, just start, push through it for awhile, and soon the next thing you need to do will look possible.  Step by step you can get through anything – this is the truth and you have to believe it.  In the end, you’re going to succeed because you’re crazy enough to think you can.

Share your love openly and honestly with those you love. – No matter what, you’re going to lose people in your life.  Realize that no matter how much time you spend with someone, or how much you appreciate them, sometimes it will never seem like you had enough time together.  Don’t learn this lesson the hard way.  Express your love.  Tell people what you need to tell them.  Don’t shy away from important conversations because you feel awkward or uncomfortable.  You never know when you might lose your opportunity.

Say “goodbye” so you can say “hello.” – In life, goodbyes are a gift.  When certain people walk away from you, and certain opportunities close their doors on you, there is no need to hold onto them or pray to keep them present in your life.  If they close you out, take it as a direct indication that these people, circumstances and opportunities are not part of the plan for the next step of your life.  It’s a hint that your personal growth requires someone different and something more, and life is simply making room.  So embrace your goodbyes, because every “goodbye” you receive sets you up for an even better “hello.”

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If you could get up the courage to begin, you have the courage to succeed.

David Viscott

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A cowboy was herding his herd in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the cowboy, “If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will you give me a calf?”

The cowboy looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, “Sure. Why not?”

The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer, connects it to his AT&T cell phone, surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite navigation system to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo.

The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg, Germany. Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot that the image has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses a MS-SQL database through an ODBC connected Excel spreadsheet with hundreds of complex formulas. He uploads all of this data via an email on his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, receives a response.

Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJet printer and finally turns to the cowboy and says, “You have exactly 1586 cows and calves.”

“That’s right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves,” says the cowboy.

He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on amused as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car. Then the cowboy says to the young man, “Hey, if I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my calf?”

The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, “Okay, why not?”

“You’re a consultant systems analyst..” says the cowboy.

“Wow! That’s correct,” says the yuppie, “but how did you guess that?”

“No guessing required.” answered the cowboy “You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked, and you don’t know anything about my business.”

“Now give me back my dog”.

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All must be held accountable, but don’t quote me on that.

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Lunching with a friend in a fast-food restaurant, I was telling her about a teenager who had rear-ended my car. The teen blamed me for the accident. “She even called me every dirty name in the book!” I said.

Just then I looked over to the next table where two nine-year-old boys had apparently been paying close attention to my story.

One said to the other, “There’s a book?”

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There are three kinds of memory – good, bad and convenient.

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Bill was meeting a friend in a bar, and as he went in, he noticed two pretty girls looking at him.

“Nine,” he heard one whisper as he passed.  Feeling pleased with himself, he swaggered over to his waiting buddy and told him a girl had just rated him a nine out of ten.

“I don’t want to burst your bubble,” his friend replied, “but when you came in, they were speaking German.”

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Q: What’s a Jewish sweater?

A: It’s what a Jewish child wears when his mother is cold.

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The poor country pastor was livid when he confronted his wife with the receipt for a $250 dress she had bought. “How could you do this!” he demanded.

“I don’t know,” she wailed, “I was standing in the store looking at the dress. Then I found myself trying it on. It was like the Devil was whispering to me, ‘Gee, you look great in that dress. You should buy it.'”

“Well,” the pastor persisted, “You know how to deal with him! Just tell him, “Get behind me, Satan!”

“I did,” replied his wife. “He said ‘You look great from here too.'”

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“The first step towards getting somewhere is to decide you’re not going to stay where you are.”

John Pierpont Morgan

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Stay well, do good work, and have fun.

Ray Mitchell

Indianapolis, Indiana

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