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Look closely at the present you are constructing: it should look like the future you are dreaming

Alice Walker

happy-reflection

I was with a friend the other day who reported that his life became boring and uneventful after he retired. As I listened I thought that my friend seemed to be waiting for something or someone to knock on his door and invite him to the party. Unfortunately his restraint struck me as being similar to the guy sitting in the corner observing and never saying anything while seldom participating in what was going on.

Later I decided that I hoped he would learn that the world is like a mirror. That what the mirror sees when you look at it will be reflected back to you and others in kind. If it reflects a pleasing personality you will attract others with a similar personality. If it reflects a happy outlook happy people will gravitate to you. In my opinion there is no reason to accept an unsatisfactory status quo, all you need do is work to behave like the kind of people you would like to know.

Here is a piece from an article entitled ‘Your Forces and How to Use Them’ by C.D. Larson that holds some of breakout tips that change people lives.

 

Promise yourself

To be so strong that nothing can disturb your peace of mind.

To talk health, happiness, and prosperity to every person you meet.

To make all your friends feel that there is something in them.

To look at the sunny side of everything and make your optimism come true.

To think only the best, to work only for the best, and to expect only the best.

To be just as enthusiastic about the success of others as you are about your own.

To forget the mistakes of the past and press on to the greater achievements of the future.

To wear a cheerful countenance at all times and give every living creature you meet a smile.

To give so much time to the improvement of yourself that you have no time to criticize others.

To be too large for worry, too noble for anger, too strong for fear; and too happy to permit the presence of trouble.

To think well of yourself and to proclaim this fact to the world, not in loud words, but in great deeds.

To live in the faith that the whole world is on your side so long as you are true to the best that is in you.

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Focus more on your desire than on your doubt, and the dream will take care of itself. You may be surprised at how easily this happens. Your doubts are not as powerful as your desires, unless you make them so

Marcia Wieder

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A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed, “This is Mr. Magillicutty. I need you to bury my wife.”

“Mr. Magillicutty? Sidney Magillicutty?”

“Yes, that’s right.”

“Didn’t I bury your wife 10 years ago?” the undertaker asked.

“I got married again,” the man sobbed.

“Oh,” replied the undertaker. “Congratulations.”

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“Out of My Mind — Will Be Back Shortly”

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Now that school is starting everywhere, here are some actual comments made by NYC Teachers on student’s report cards. These comment were made as part of their final narratives. All the Teachers were reprimanded, but they said it was worth it!

1. “Since my last report, your child has hit rock bottom and has started to dig.”

2. “I would not allow your student to breed.”

3. “Your child has delusions of adequacy.”

4. “Your child is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.”

5. “Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.”

6. “The student has a “full six pack” but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together.”

7. “This child has been working with glue too much.”

8. “When your daughter’s IQ reaches 50, she should sell.”

9. “The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train is not coming.”

10. “If this student were any more stupid, he’d have to be watered twice a week.”

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“Growing Old Is Mandatory — Growing Up Is Optional”

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The little boy greeted his grandmother with a hug and said, “I’m so happy to see you, Grandma. Now maybe Daddy will do the trick he has been promising us.”

The grandmother was curious. “What trick is that, dear?” she asked.

The little boy replied, “I heard Daddy tell Mommy that he would climb the walls if you came to visit us again!”

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“It is better to ask some of the questions than to know all the answers.”

James Thurber

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An elderly man was driving down the freeway, and the car phone rings. Answering, he found it was his son’s voice urgently warning, “I just heard on the news that there’s a car going the wrong way on I-285.  Please! Be careful!”

“Hey!” said the senior citizen, “It’s not just one car. It’s hundreds of them!”

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Why is it that when you’re driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

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The school of agriculture’s dean of admissions was interviewing a prospective student, “Why have you chosen this career?” he asked.

“I dream of making a million dollars in farming, like my father,” the student replied.

“Your father made a million dollars in farming?” echoed the dean much impressed.

“No,” replied the applicant. “But he always dreamed of it.”

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“Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much.”

Oscar Wilde

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A 3-year-old was diligently pounding away on her father’s word processor. She told him she was writing a story.

“What’s it about?” he asked.

“I don’t know” she replied, “I can’t read.”

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“Statistics Means Never Having to Say you’re Certain”

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Barbara said, I returned to my parents’ home to attend a funeral. At the funeral my mother led me to a man who looked vaguely familiar.  “Barbara, remember Rabbi Green?” she asked as she left me in his company.

I frantically tried to place him, and suddenly it came to me. He must be the kind man who, five years earlier, had officiated at my grandmother’s funeral. “It’s good to see you again, Rabbi,” I said. “Though I wish it weren’t always under such tragic circumstances.  “The rabbi looked perplexed but uttered some words of consolation before he was called away. A few minutes later, I rejoined my mother.

“Imagine,” she whispered, “after all this time, to run into the rabbi who performed your wedding!”

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We are not put on this earth for ourselves, but are placed here for each other. If you are always there for others, then in time of need, someone will be there for you

Jeff Warner

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Stay well, do good work, and have fun.

Ray Mitchell

Indianapolis, Indiana

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