“Do more than belong: participate. Do more than care: help. Do more than believe: practice. Do more than be fair: be kind. Do more than forgive: forget. Do more than dream: work.”
William Arthur Ward
I started early this morning to get out the Daily and ran into some computer problems that I had to resolve so it is now 3 hours later and no Daily and no time before I have to take care of some medical problems so I am going to look back for a Daily that is in keeping with the season and rush off to my appointments. Have a great day!
Ray’s Daily first published December 21, 2004
As you look to finish selecting the rest of your holiday gifts you might want to consider these from an unknown author.
To your enemy, forgiveness.
To an opponent, tolerance.
To a friend, your heart.
To every child, a good example.
To all, charity.
To yourself, respect.
I often wonder why when we have so much to give we miss so many chances to make someone happy. When we do we also benefit, for when we give forgiveness we unload our anger, when we are tolerant we no longer search for flaws, when we give our hearts to friends we let them know the joy the bring into our lives, when we are good examples we sow the seeds of goodness in the generations to come, when we are charitable we are rewarded by reinforcing our humanity, and when all is said and done we end our day by respecting ourselves.
In recognizing the humanity of our fellow beings, we pay ourselves the highest tribute.
History from Wendy: For those who never saw the Burma Shave signs, here is a quick lesson in our history of the 1930’s and ’40’s. Before the Interstates, when everyone drove the old 2 lane roads, Burma Shave signs would be posted all over the countryside in farmers’ fields. They were small red signs with white letters. Five signs, about 100 feet apart, each containing 1 line of a 4 line couplet……and the obligatory 5th sign advertising Burma Shave, a popular shaving cream.
DON’T LOSE YOUR HEAD
TO GAIN A MINUTE
YOU NEED YOUR HEAD
YOUR BRAINS ARE IN IT
DROVE TOO LONG
WHAT HAPPENED NEXT
IS NOT AMUSING
GOOD MORNING NURSE
BY CAUTIOUS RIDER
TO HER RECKLESS DEAR
LET’S HAVE LESS BULL
AND MORE STEER
SPEED WAS HIGH
WEATHER WAS NOT
TIRES WERE THIN
X MARKS THE SPOT
The worst thing about accidents in the kitchen is eating them.
The boyfriend said, “We’re going to have a GREAT time Saturday. I’ve gotten three tickets for the big game.”
“Why do we need three?” asked the girl.
“They’re for your Father, Mother, and kid sister.” he replied.
I got my IQ test results back, they were negative.
The officer pulled me over for speeding. I explained that I was rushing home to be with my wife on our first anniversary.
But rather than letting me off, he wrote out the ticket, handed it to me, and said, “Congratulations. The first year is paper, right?”
When you learn not to want things so badly, life comes to you.
*A Man’s Guide to What A Woman Is Really Saying*
I JUST NEED SOME SPACE….. without you in it.
DO I LOOK FAT IN THIS DRESS?… we haven’t had a fight in a while.
NO, PIZZA’S FINE….. you cheap slob!
I JUST DON’T WANT A BOYFRIEND NOW…. I just don’t want you as a boyfriend now.
I DON’T KNOW, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?… I can’t believe you have nothing planned.
I LIKE YOU, BUT…… I don’t like you.
YOU NEVER LISTEN…. you never listen.
I’LL BE READY IN A MINUTE…. I’m ready, but I’m going to make you wait because I know you will.
OH, NO, I’LL PAY FOR MYSELF…. I’m just being nice; there’s no way I’m going dutch!!
Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled.
A little son of a Baptist minister was in church one morning when he saw for the first time the rite of baptism by immersion. He was greatly interested in it, and the next morning proceeded to baptize his three cats in the bathtub.
The first kitten bore it very well, and so did the young cat, but the old family cat rebelled. It struggled with him, clawed and tore him, and got away.
With considerable effort he caught it again and proceeded with the ceremony. But she acted worse than ever, clawed at him, spit, and scratched his hands and face.
Finally, after barely getting her splattered with water, he dropped her on the floor in disgust and said: “Fine, be an Atheist.”
Father grumbling to his two boys as he reluctantly gets ready for an evening out:
“Other kids make their mothers too tired to want to go out — but not you two.”
Forgiveness does not change the past,
But it does enlarge the future.
Stay well, do good work, and have fun.
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